lyjerria:

I pray that every woman finds someone that makes you feel like relationships really don’t have to be so hard. They don’t have to take such a big toll on you emotionally. You’re supposed to be indescribably happy

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

thenamesdede:

hawkeye1757:

jehovahhthickness:

iamnotjody:

pilotnextdoor:

jehovahhthickness:

Evil

Lol and yet people be sooooooo surprised when they get cheated on 😂

Being cheated on is about the cheater and no one and nothing else.

So I guess we know to steer clear of that one

lizatonix:

spobforpresident:

scottishaccentsareawesome:

help-i-am-actually-solas:

talewii:

marvelobsessions:

Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye. 

#“also my dad died”

Don’t forget “my planet had to be destroyed to keep my sister from killing like the whole universe so now me and all my people are refugees. But hey, Loki’s back, that’s good news!”

Peter(raises his hand in the back): “…My homecoming date‘s dad turned out to be my arch nemesis and a building fell on me!“

Thor (smiles and gives a thumbs-up): “Good for you! (aside, to Tony)…Who is that person? Do we know him or did he just show up?”

T’Challa: My dad died, too.

Thor: I apologize for your loss, I know how it feels 

Thor: (To Steve) Who is that handsome man dressed like a kitten?

Starlord: My dad turned out to be this giant, planet eating god and tried to kill me so I had to kill him.

Thor: These things happen sometimes.

Thor: (to Banner) Are we just picking up strangers with sad family stories or…?

the-rain-person:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

howtobangyourmonster:

writing-prompt-s:

Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, cause she was kinda a hoe. 

The Mama Mia! reboot I’d love to see…

Probably a conversation I will one day have to have with my future kids

“You might be half succubus

or half centaur

or half werewolf”

“Mooooooom! Why am I sprouting horns?”

“Oh. It must have been the succubus, then.”

*The mom’s friends pass money back and forth in the background*

zumainthyfuture:

dynastylnoire:

akeemworthy:

elionking:

elionking:

The black girl in the Nexplanon commercial is breathtaking

I say gahdamn

And she’s on birth control 🤤

Originally posted by quietguywitabox

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